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literally JavaScript is too haaard 😭

JavaScript is too *slamming the damn desk and hysterical crying*

SON THERE'S SOMETHING I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW.

OH WAIT

NOW, I KNOW THIS IS A LOT TO TAKE IN BUT... I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT

YOU'RE ADOPTED! WE HAD TO TELL YOU AT SOME POINT!

NOOOOOO I HATE JAVASCRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPT!!!!!

im lazy to write the whole thing i hate javascript